Breakfast
The first meal of the
day varies widely.
Standard fare in a
hoteli (a small
restaurant) consists of
a cup of sweet
chai
(tea) and a chapati or a
doorstep of white bread
thickly spread with
margarine (on both sides,
and often the edges
too). At the other
extreme, if you're
staying in a
luxury
hotel or lodge,
breakfast is usually a
lavish acreage of hot
and cold buffets that
you can't possibly do
justice to. In the
average
mid-priced
hotel , you'll get
"full breakfast", like
something from an
English B&B - greasy
sausage, bacon and eggs,
with tea or instant
coffee (in a pot) and
soggy "toast" (which is
rarely in fact toasted).
Home-style cooking
If meals are unlikely to
be a lasting memory, at
least you'll never go
hungry. In any
hoteli
there's always a number
of predictable dishes
intended to fill you up
at the least cost.
Potatoes, rice and
especially
ugali
(a stiff, cornmeal
porridge) are the
national staples, eaten
with chicken, goat, beef,
or vegetable stew,
various kinds of spinach,
beans and sometimes fish.
Portions are usually
gigantic; half-portions
(ask for
nusu )
aren't much smaller. But
even in small towns,
more and more cafés are
appearing where most of
the menu is fried - eggs,
sausages, chips, fish,
chicken and burgers.
Snacks , which
can easily become meals,
include samosas,
chapatis, paratha,
miniature kebabs,
roasted corncobs,
mandaazi (sweet,
puffy, deep-fried dough
cakes) and "egg-bread".
Mandaazi are made
before breakfast and
served until evening
time, when they've
become cold and solid.
Egg-bread (misleadingly
translated from the
Swahili mkate mayai
) is a light wheat-flour
"pancake" wrapped around
fried eggs and minced
meat, usually cooked on
a huge griddle. While
you won't find it
everywhere, it's a
delicious Kenyan
response to the creeping
burger menace. Snacks
sold on the street
include cassava chips
and, if you're very
lucky, termites (which
go well as a bar snack
with beer).
The standard blow-out
feast for most Kenyans
is a huge pile of
nyama choma (roast
meat). Nyama choma
is usually eaten at a
purpose-built nyama
choma bar, with beer
and music (live or on a
jukebox) the standard
accompaniment, and
ugali and greens
optional. You go to the
kitchen and order by
weight (half a kilo is
plenty) direct from the
butcher's hook or out of
the fridge. There's
usually a choice of goat,
beef or mutton. After
roasting, the meat is
brought to your table on
a wooden platter and
chopped to bite-size
with a sharp knife.
Kuku choma is roast
chicken.
Restaurant meals
Indian restaurants
in the larger towns,
notably Nairobi and
Mombasa, are generally
excellent (locally,
there's often a strong
Indian influence in
hoteli food as well),
with dal lunches
a good stand-by and much
fancier regional dishes
widely available too.
When you splurge,
apart from eating Indian,
it will usually be in
hotel restaurants ,
with food often very
similar to what you
might be served in a
restaurant at home. It
will rarely cost more
than Ksh1000 a head,
though there's a handful
of classy establishments
in Nairobi and on the
coast which take delight
in charging, for Kenya,
outrageous prices for
lavish meals - up to
Ksh3000 - generally with
some justification.
Kenya's seafood and
meat are renowned and
they are the basis of
most serious meals.
Game meat is a bit
of a Kenyan speciality,
supposedly farmed on
ranches, though there is
a fair amount of illegal
poaching still going on
to supply the trade.
Giraffe, zebra, impala,
crocodile and ostrich
all regularly appear at
various restaurants, and
often on a weekly basis
in hotel buffets.
Gazelle and impala is
especially good, as is
zebra; not the horse
meat you might imagine.
Carnivore in
Nairobi is one of the
best places to try game
meat.
The lodges
usually have buffet
lunches at about
Ksh800-1000, which can
be great value if you're
really hungry, with
table-loads of salads
and cold meat. Among
Kenya's exotic cuisines,
you'll find Italian
restaurants and
pizzerias, various
Chinese options, and
French, Japanese, Thai,
and even Korean food.
Vegetarians
If you're a
vegetarian staying
in tourist-class hotels,
you should have no
problems, as there's
usually a meat-free
pasta dish, or else the
usual omelettes.
Vegetarians on a strict
budget don't have an
easy time because meat
is the conventional
focus of any kind of
special meal - in other
words, any meal not
eaten at home - and
hotelis seldom have
much else to accompany
the starch. Even
vegetable stew is
normally cooked in meat
gravy. Nor are salads
and green vegetables
served much in the
cheaper hotelis (and
if they are, make sure
they're fresh). Eggs, at
least, can be had almost
anywhere, and fresh milk
is distributed widely in
wax paper tetra-packs,
as well as UHT or fresh
in thin plastic packs.
With bread and tinned
margarine, two more
staples available
everywhere, you won't
starve. Look out for
Indian vegetarian
restaurants where you
can often eat remarkably
well at a very low cost.
Fruit
Fruit is a major delight.
Bananas, avocados,
pawpaws and pineapples
are in the markets all
year, mangoes and citrus
fruits more seasonally.
Look out for passion
fruit (the familiar
shrivelled brown variety,
and the sweeter and less
acidic smooth yellow
ones), cape gooseberries,
custard apples and
guavas - all highly
distinctive and
delicious. On the coast,
roasted cashew nuts
are cheap, especially at
Kilifi where they're
grown and processed (never
buy any with dark marks
on them), while coconuts
are filling and
nutritious, going
through several
satisfying changes of
condition (all edible)
before becoming the
familiar hard brown nuts.
Drinking
The national beverage is
chai - tea.
Universally drunk at
breakfast and as a
pick-me-up at any time,
it's a weird variant on
the classic British brew:
milk, water, lots of
sugar and tea leaves,
brought to the boil in a
kettle and served
scalding hot. It must
eventually do diabolical
dental damage, but it's
addictive and very
reviving. Instant
coffee - fresh is
rare - is normally
available in hotelis
as well, but it's
expensive (ironically,
as the country is a
large coffee producer),
so not as popular as
tea. The main tea-producing
region is around Kericho
in the west, but the
best tea is made on the
coast. Upcountry it's
all too often a tea bag
in a cup of vaguely warm
water or milk.
Soft drinks
(sodas) are usually very
cheap, and crates of
Coke, Fanta and Sprite
find their way to the
wildest corners of the
country where, uncooled,
they're pretty
disgusting. Krest, a
bitter lemon, is a lot
more pleasant. Krest
also makes a ginger ale,
but it's watery and
insipid; instead go for
Stoney Tangawizi (ginger
beer) which has more of
a punch. Sometimes you
can get Vimto (a mixed-fruit
concoction), and
occasionally plain soda
water. There are fresh
fruit juices
available in the towns,
especially on the coast
(Lamu is fruit juice
heaven). Passion fruit,
the cheapest, is
excellent, though
nowadays it's likely to
be watered-down
concentrate. Some places
serve a variety: you'll
sometimes find carrot
juice and even tiger
milk - made from tiger
nuts (which are actually
a type of tuber).
Bottled Picana mango
juice is also available
at some shops that sell
sodas.
Bottled mineral or
spring water is
relatively expensive but
widely available. Mains
water may be drinkable,
but it's safer to stick
with bottled.